Who invented the notebook?

When the Israelites were wandering in the desert they got pretty antsy about never arriving anywhere and their complaints gave Moses a headache. It got so bad that he went up onto the mountain to ask God for help. God handed him two big stone tablets with the ten commandments written on them and said, "Take these two tablets and if the headache persists see your doctor in the morning."

So Moses carried those whopping great tablets down the mountain and bumped into one of my ancestors, Didgeri ben Doo, who played in the woodwind section of the Wandering Philharmonic. Didgeri said, "You're a dinosaur, Moses. You don't wanta be humpin' them bloody great rocks around. Why dontcha copy them onto little sheets of papyrus that will fit into your pocket?"

So old ben Doo helped Moses copy the commandments to papyrus then used camel saliva to glue the tops of the pages together, simultaneously relieving Moses of his burden and inventing the note book.

My family are very proud of our talented ancestor.