Why isn't Pluto a planet anymore?

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As everybody knows, men come from Mars, women come from Venus, and dogs come from Pluto.

There was a conspiracy by a consortium of cat-loving, dog-hating astronomers to re-classify Pluto as a slur on dogs. I hope some pooch bites them all on their collective  butts.

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