If scientists wrote nursery rhymes what would they be like?


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Ancient Hippy answered

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star rewritten by a scientist:

Twinkle twinkle, little luminous sphere of plasma
How I wonder if you're thermonuclear fusion of hydrogen
Elevated above planet Earth at an immense vertical distance
Like compressed carbon, in the celestial dome.

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Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
I think the other side of my brain kicked in.
Didge Doo
Didge Doo commented
I wonder if you ever saw this one, Hippy? I have no idea who wrote it.

Scintillate, scintillate, globule lucific
Fain would I fathom thy nature specific
Loftily perched in the ether capacious
Strongly resembling a gem carbonaceous
Ancient Hippy
Ancient Hippy commented
I never saw that one Didge. At least it rhymes. Not one line of my poem rhymed, at all.
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Didge Doo answered

The Amazon teems with piranha, it seems,
And its butterflies couldn't be finer;
But when they flap their wings, did you know that it brings,
Hurricanes blowing through China?

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