It's called a bastion. It can be as large as 6 metres in diameter and weigh as much as 17 metric tonnes. Eagles, raptors, have a penchant for doner kebabs and brown ale. They will prey on elderly and intoxicated humans and their pets.

Yes. No. Maybe.

You can smoke it. It is harmful. Smoking anything is harmful other than lung cancer. You will smell weird too.

Nearer 7,650,234.5 people, including myself. Be lucky.

Yep. Dirty boy.