How Can I Fart On Demand?

Seriously this works go in the bathroom(not to be funny,well kind of),and pull down your pants spread both butt cheaks apart and suck in ,it really works just try it

Eat plenty of beans, because "Bean beans the musical fruit the more you eat the more you toot the more toot the better you feel so eat beans at every meal!"

Beans beans the more you eat the more you fart

Eat a lot of cabbage. This and lots of sodas will help. Cabbage causes gas....

If you drink lots of soda and eat purple cabbage and bean lots and lots of beans and after awhile the fart will build up inside you and soon you'll let it rip when you want to!!

Hello I think you need a scotch egg for starters cabbages for mains and for desert I have no idea mabe some sodas to was all of it down